Truth or Dare

To all of my blog followers... I am deeply sorry for the length of time that has gone since I have last posted. Various things have happened to me since the last post and I would like to share a story that changed my life. It was nearing 1:00 in the morning and we were in West Valley, Salt Lake City. It was immediately after the Jazz home opener....Sadly we lost to the Heat in poor fashion, but after the game both me and my compadres were a little parched. The back of my throat was definitely a little bit scratchy from all the screaming and yelling. To make things worse we were blasting some JB in the car (Justin Bieber for the elderly audience reading this), and we were singing our guts out. When out of the corner of my eye I notice two young Hispanic men driving the same speed as we were with the window rolled down. Instantly I roll my window down in sweet anticipation of what was going to happen. The first thing these fine young gentlemen say to me is, "Where is the party?" I am stunned at the question.... For one of the few moments in my life I am speechless. When a small voice coming from my good friend Tori says, "The party is in here!" I laughed for awhile.

The most stunning part of the night was when we took a stop at 7/11 later that night. I went in and happened to buy a Mountain Dew Slurpee to ease my troubled throat. When I got back to my car I hear a middle age woman's voice speaking in my direction. She beckoned us to stop the vehicle.When she arrived the first impression I got of this women is that she looked much like the old hag from Princess Bride that yells BOOO, BOOO! Ok I lied she didn't look much like her, but I thought it would make my story better. I was sitting in the passengers side when she comes up to me and says these epic words, "Can I sit in your seat." For a couple moments I considered it. Then I realized how insane what she said actually was. I think all I could say was, "What?" She then repeated that she wanted to sit in my seat, and I promptly declined. This lady was out of her freaking mind. Then she said some words that I could never forget. She said, "It's kind of a dare, so would you please let me in your seat?" This shocked me even more....What 35 year old women is still playing Truth or Dare? I then laughed out loud in her face, rolled up my window, and drove away. All I can say is stay away from West Valley, crazy stuff happens in that town.